Burrito Manifesto

At Moe's (the burrito place): Watched a lady get an order of chicken and queso then scream until she got free chips. She then proceeded to waddle to the salsa bar and get 12 ramekins of salsa. First of all, you are tacky and tasteless. Second, PEOPLE, it's salsa, not Gazpacho, there is no justifiable way for you to take more than two ramekins and move the hell on.